what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people
thinking you sound good singing but then hearing it recorded
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
i hate british people they are already home from school right now if they live in europe.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
people who say “you’re gonna regret getting that tattoo when you’re old” clearly haven’t seen old people with tattoos i mean
one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone
she dun put a cartridge in that partridge
if there’s no wifi then I’m bye-bye
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
does anybody else who is attracted to more than one gender have days where you’re like “wow. i feel a lot gayer than usual today”
au where i’m in a relationship